細吳真細小小小

細吳真細小小小 is a song composed by Sunny.

History
In late 2019, Sunny Chan messaged this song to Small Ng on whatsapp.

Melody: It's a small world after all (It's a Small Ng after all)

Lyrics: 細吳真細小小小，細吳真奇妙妙妙 細吳真係細世界，清談而妙俏.

又要chase the bus，兼要 broke your leg 細吳同歡聚，巴士走緊la！ 又要企起身，你又作反la 應知 Small Ng 小得俏.

細吳真細小小小，細吳真奇妙妙妙 細吳真係細世界，清談而妙俏.

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Small Ng was not so impressed with this masterpiece though. The school called Sunny, but he didn't pick up the phone. John Mak sent his parents an email, saying that his conduct grade might be downgraded to poor and he might get suspended for a day.

The AMU Times made this meme to congratulate Detective Ng's days of hard work and investigation:

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Some rumours say that Sunny’s parents weren’t angry at all, and laughed at Sunny’s piece of art. These claims were not true though. His parents merely asked why he suddenly made this song up during science team. The AMU Times asked Sunny about how his parents reacted to John Mak’s email. Sunny said that his parents kept checking his apology letter which he had to write, and he doesn’t know why they are checking for up to 2 hours after he finished writing it, yet only changed one sentence.

The AMU Times acquired a full copy of Sunny’s apology letter:

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(according to 8745 Dumb Moments Episode 4 link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10SzyPUcqUHoGsC13FkpCc1S4AX8tItDDCzUS8LeKeh0/edit)

Comments
"Of course, Sunny is just apologizing because he has to. In my opinion, Sunny still should not have apologized! Firstly, who the f*ck apologizes to motherf*ckers like Small Ng? Secondly, the WhatsApp messages were FACTS. The funny thing about Sunny’s song was that it was ACCURATE. Small Ng chased a bus, broke his leg, and always punishes people to stand up and likes to say “你作反”. It is not rude to state facts. Facts don’t care about your feelings. F*ck your feelings. Thirdly, Sunny has nothing to be ashamed of! He is a true Lasallian, a boy of courage and daring. He is brave and stunning, as well as creative and funny. Us students are PROUD of having Sunny as our classmate. He is a hero and a true Lasallian. He should apologize to us for apologizing." (according to 8745 Dumb Moments Episode 4 link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10SzyPUcqUHoGsC13FkpCc1S4AX8tItDDCzUS8LeKeh0/edit)