Ngvana

"Ngvana" is a song composed by MrSniperCorn. It is a parody of Camila Cabello's Havana and a diss track about Small Ng.

Lyrics
臭巴士爛巴士 追到我碌地嘅臭巴士爛巴士 冇人會想搭 D 唔等嘅死巴士

我大嗌等我一陣巴士 聽障司機唔畀屎

斷腳再畀車撞

點解我地要上 D&T? 因細吳失左業. 點解佢會咁鍾意罰企? 因細吳冇嘢做.

點解仲要去 John Mak 嘅房? 佢同 John Mak 有仇. 聽講佢連fing手都要企 出名偵探就 屈~你作反迫你招供 班房裏反賊多到 抓賊需要用兩堂

同我企起身 想~去廁所都要舉手 急到我大嗌出嚟 吳sir我急屎 我好想追巴士

臭巴士爛巴士 追到我碌地嘅臭巴士爛巴士 冇人會想搭 D 唔等嘅死巴士 我大嗌等我一陣巴士 聽障司機唔畀屎 斷腳再畀車撞

黨鐵 仲有小巴的士加埋叮叮

點解可以通通都當唔存在

炒魷都唔知 eeeee 冇人想要 喂

又唔教書廢話像長江般 講不完

好起身啦 個邊個個咪再訓覺 記住聽我講野 (廢話!)

企起身啦 望住前面英俊瀟灑 有個⻘山走犯 (垃圾!)

無野發洩就去踩人習作 (nani) 吳 sir 又死唔認錯 (細賴)

人人團團圓圓玩住細伍 (開心)

有個仁兄放聲唱-- 臭巴士爛巴士 追到我碌地嘅臭巴士爛巴士 冇人會想搭D唔等嘅死巴士 (我追)

我大嗌等我一陣巴士 聽障司機唔畀屎 斷腳再起身 (追巴士 巴士好快 叫我點樣追) (再快 D 巴士超快 叫我點樣追)

(追巴士 巴士好快 叫我點樣追)

(再快 D 巴士好快 點都追不到)

(音樂)

Woooooooooo 細伍又無端罰人企啦 拔足狂奔追巴士

細伍真像保特 睇佢四肢發達而跑姿極優美 在烈日當空照下緊追著巴士 飛翔跳車衝燈佢追近 忍術花式做鬼曬 突然間再咬柴 (uh huh)

(音樂)

玩細伍無得停

Reviews
"This song is a diss track about Detective Ng. This song describes perfectly why John Mak hates Lying Ng, and why we need to learn D&T. Also, this song is as cool and great as the original cover, "Havana". It is an extremely great. Salute to this diss track. This diss track is savage! I doubt that no other songs now will defeat the ranking of this song, except Sunny’s song. Then, I will now talk about my views,"

"Cornell can describe well about the posture of 8745 while he chases for the bus. I like this song very much. I hope that he can make more amazing songs about 8745 like this, for example. Add oil, Cornell. By the way, there was also a song made by our hero, Sunny Chan. Both songs were fabulous and amazing, therefore the AMU Times hired them to be the music writers for the AMU. Hope two singers and songwriters can produce more stunning and astonishing songs and music in the future,"

(According to CTY's review in 8745 Dumb Moments Episode 5: Song Review)